No, drunk sperm still make babies.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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