can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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