Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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