everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm both gender and math confused
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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