So drunk its hurt
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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