We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i barfeds in our rink
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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