Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
