Soap is not a condiment
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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