I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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