Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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