have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
