Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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