she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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