If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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