what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
He kissed a someone with a penis
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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