dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I currently don't understand fingers.
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