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She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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