I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
this hospital has no fireball
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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