oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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