The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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