I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
