Just fell off a train. Bad.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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