whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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