i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I am one with the molecules
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Randomize
