IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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