Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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