I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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