I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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