i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Found the puke drawer
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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