They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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