I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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