in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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