brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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