? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
