someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
only if we run a train.
done.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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