i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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