the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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