She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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