Someone shit on the floor
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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