In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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