he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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