Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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