I'm lost and stupid without you.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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