Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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