I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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