Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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