She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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