I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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