Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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