I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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