Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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