The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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