We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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