NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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