College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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