I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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